Tumblr Mouse Cursors
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My blog my post
they may be stupid but i dont care
I get panic attacks just thinking about strangers
well my post clearly define me or else im just dying that i had to reblog ;)

teatattoo:

NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS

(Source: amlour)


crystallized-teardrops:

my little sister got her first dick pic today and she basically cried because the dick was so ugly 


okxo:

egberts:

xehanort:

every time i see american horror story shortened as “ahs” i always read it as american high school

even scarier

oh shit i live by an american high school

(Source: sailoruranus)


crystallized-teardrops:

i suddenly jolted awake this morning at like 6am because in my dream my mum threatened to go on my tumblr


can you communicate with us
*door creeks*
oh so your name is william

blank:

“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan

(Source: hamburgay)


eclecticpandas:

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

but he’s like, I’m lactose intolerant

(Source: eclecticpandas)